Lead Pipe

An act in where a man sticks a piece of lead from a mechanical pencil into his urethra and has sex with a women or grapefruit, whichever comes first.

I was sitting at home and thought my pineapple deserved a lead pipe so I warmed the pineapple in a 350 degree oven for ten minutes and then poured Siracha hot sauce over it to counteract the lead poison stinging with hot sauce stinging.

by Ectoplasm_Randy December 23, 2017

Lead Nut

Getting shot in the balls

My son can't go to prom because his girlfriend's dad gave him a bad case of lead nut.

by KelsoIsAlright March 2, 2018

tech lead

He is the tech lead. He is the source of all initiatives in a software project. Do not question anything he says. Do as he tells you. Because he is the tech lead. There is only one tech lead, even though some people might try to claim the title for themselves.

I am a tech lead, but I surely am not THE tech lead.

by GrassXMagnum July 31, 2019

white lead

Noun: Semen

Hows was last night with that date?
It was amazing, whipped out my skin rifle and filled her with white lead.

by Whateverm8 July 19, 2018

Lead (Mindustry)

Lead is mostly used in liquid transport and electrical structures, also used in some defense turrets and builds

Lead (Mindustry) is a material mostly used in electrical and liquid transport structures, also used in some other structures

by Labbit 35 December 13, 2020

lead vitamin

noun: Rifle or handgun bullet.

That Osama Bin Laden is a crazy son of a bitch. I'm gonna go over to Pakisatn and give that fucker a lead vitamin in the head.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

Catch Lead

To die, typically by a gun.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Person 2?"
Person 3: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "He caught lead last week."

Person 1: "Catch."
Person 2: "Catch what?"
Person 1: "Catch these hands!"
Person 2: "Catch lead!"

by EvergreenTrees October 19, 2021