africa land

-very far away
-sometimes used to exaggerate how far away something is

Vinny: wanna go to East coast Psychedelics?
Dean: nah that's like out in africa land

by JGHS12 April 08, 2009

frozen land

Excruciatingly boring

That reminded me of the dumb movie, Frozen Land.. that was very frozen land.

by Locallybitransboy December 02, 2016

land yacht

(n.) A very large luxury car

My lincoln town car is not a boat, it's a "land yacht!"

by Parityerror October 27, 2003

Mays Landing

Bustiling suburb of Atlantic City in Southern New Jersey. There are two sides of Mays Landing. The first side is the side most visitors see that has the Hamilton Mall and the movie theatre. The other side, while it has downtown Mays Landing, is nothing but trees and the occasional housing development here and there. The second side is also known to shoobies from Philadelphia who enjoy clogging the streets to take a short cut to Ocean City on the weekends.

Hey lets cut through Mays Landing and shave 5 minutes off of our trip to Ocean City. They wont mind.

by JK255 January 03, 2010

Land Mine

A skinny, ugly chick. Pulls rank over a Grenade, but this Monet is nothing to write home about.

Derived from The Jersey Shore Season 2

"...Ronnie is obliterated and hooking up with a Land Mine..." - The Situation

by Turtle Farmer July 30, 2010

Land Whale

A person who is obese and has a big enough overhang to shelter a moose.

Wow see that fat kid over there... he is a land whale.

by Offrey J May 17, 2006

Land & Expand

The practice of fisting a new sexual partner on a first date. A real world use of a classic business bullshit saying, particularly fitting when it's often used in offices by massive arseholes.

She he was fun and horny and I really hoped I could land & expand her/him...

by Buziness_Bullshit_2_Urban June 10, 2021