KryptoNike

The worst brand of shoes that don't even last a couple of days and can cause dangerous blisters

My feet hurt like hell, must have been due to the KryptoNikes I'm wearing

by Humerian January 14, 2011

kryptonite

It's a weakness. The one thing that can hurt you like a achilles' heel

Tequila is my kryptonite.

by Rockydog August 23, 2017

kryptonite

When something is delicious but really really bad for you but you cant help wanting it anyway.

Craig Skinner is my kryptonite.

by weelaurabee September 4, 2017

Peasan't Kryptonite

Peasan't Kryptonite refers to any and all information about a Rain World DLC called Downpour

Man have you heard about the new slugcats in Downpour?
Yeah I have! Thats some good Peasan't Kryptonite if i've ever seen one

by VinceGucciMan February 25, 2023

Texas Krypton Massacre

When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.

"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.

by arex poopy December 31, 2011

Black man’s Kryptonite

specifically a thick, big Booty white girls with colorful eyes. (Preferably) green, gray, blue.

Damn… look at shawty with the fat ass and pretty eyes; she most definitely Black man’s Kryptonite.

by MitchGrant July 31, 2021

kryptonite

What white girls are to black men.

"Hey Leroy, where you been, the white girl got you under a spell??"
"Nah man, it's just the kryptonite!!"

by jaxnajax March 19, 2009