Koonzie

Short for a coon and a white girl that can't stop drinking tea and has a love/hate relationship with Mexicans. Typically has long brown hair and laughs hysterically at everything. Also likes to say "fuck you", and hates everything on a daily basis. Her life is very interesting.

That girl is such a koonzie.

by beean October 25, 2016

Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.

Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning

by GJVD July 18, 2009

Kolonko

The act of acquiring multiple fractures in the wrist whilst falling from atop a keg shell during a race.

What happened to Johnny's wrist?
Oh, last weekend he pulled a Kolonko and now he needs reconstructive surgery.

by Txboyd12 October 4, 2010

koon's age

Description of a period of time, ranging from a few days to a few years. Typically expressed as a form of exclamation when first seeing an acquaintance after a long period of absence.

"I haven't seen you in a koon's age!"
"It's been a koon's age since Dirtball cooked me that rotten, dirty hamburger."

by BigMike26 January 17, 2008

Kooni

Straight boys who act like gays.
including all kpop singers

Look at that Kooni!
Oh yea he is the best kpop singer of all time

by Omega alpha banger male February 6, 2021

koons

a kid from twp. who gets mad booty

Your such a koons Bob.

by bob April 3, 2005

kolson

Is a nice guy who you can trust, is funny, and dependable. He also always lightens up the mood and can party, but can also be quite awkward and wierd and quirky at times. Overall Kolson is a overall Chad and alpha male and would make a great boyfriend.

wow, kolson is so nice I really like him

by lightninbolty September 25, 2019