Kojacking

noun. The act of shaving off all hair on the head, similarly to the TV character Kojak, to conceal male pattern baldness.

"He was starting to lose hair, so he had himself a Kojacking."

"Kojacking; the new comb-over"

by Forsyth Blythe-Smythe I April 19, 2014

Knacker Flap

A Knacker Flap is the large flap of skin prevailing from the gut that hangs over a males genitals, making them completely invisible when naked. The sighting of a Knacker Flap usually occurs in older obese men, and is usually tucked into their shirt. It is the male version of the "gunt" which is that of a female Knacker Flap.

Holy shit, that dude's got a mean Knacker Flap!

Omg is that guy naked? Where's his privates? Oh they're underneath his Knacker Flap.

by purplejane September 8, 2014

Kackshat

One who has been cucked so many times their only human interaction is hearing the sound of strangers' shat hit the water in an adjacent stall.

Jim is such a kackshat that he joined the white identity movement just to have some sense of belonging

by TheRealValddyPutin October 4, 2018

Knackers

An Australian slang term used as an alternative to "mate".

G'day knackers
How ya going knackers
Day for it ay knackers

by TheOutbackWoodpeckerRufusWufus May 17, 2021

Knack

Another work for the four letter F word in sexual content.

We knacked. He knacks so good.

He was so good. It was so good as I yelled out knack me harder.

by Mergodfather January 25, 2023

shit-knack

useless nick-knacks most prominently seen around Christmas time

"What are you gonna get Grandma this year?"
"I dunno, probably another shit-knack."

by Allan D Trull December 29, 2007

Gut-Knackers

gutnak-er(s)

-noun Australian:- (subjective)

The part of your stomach that feels physical pleasure after a particularly satisfying meal.

simon and - "gee that curry hit the spot...":

matt - "yeah, that stroked the ol' gut-knackers..."

ricky "oooh, yeah i reckon... it huuurts sooo goood"

by MadKnackers April 24, 2009