Khaki Shorts

A type of sandwich eaten to relieve itching in the privates.

Dude, I swam in acid and I had to digest my khaki shorts in time to save the day.

by Shniz March 10, 2015

Khanith

A person who adores dick and can’t stop how much he wants to it besides having one of his own.

That guy is so khanith he wants to eat his own dick.

by Zbman May 29, 2019

Khaki dick

when someone sagging tightens the belt they are wearing to the point where the front of the belt sticks out in front of the crotch, appearing to be a prosthetic penis, which then is reffered to as a khaki dick

"rudy was so skinny, when tightening his belt he formed a khaki dick"

by extremesupreme August 20, 2011

khaki

-noun
1. a cute girl
2. someone or something very interesting

I spot khaki!
Look at the khaki jumping on the trampoline.

by chocoP December 19, 2007

khaki

A caucasian indivdual not resembling the standardized color, "white". Thus, resembling a shade known to many as, khaki.

Im not white! Im khaki bitch!!

by mike May 13, 2005

Khaki

A light olive brown to moderate or light yellowish brown.

Also refers to pants of the same color. Only worn by geek faggot frat boys.

Look at that faggot in khaki's! What a loser. Holy fucking shit.

by HoBoJo April 5, 2003

Khaki

Boring, bland and uninteresting people. (White people mostly). Live in the burbs, prolly have a golden retriever named duke, and can’t wait for John Grisham to drop some hot new pages. Like to talk about work at bbqs and how the HOA is a great deal of you think about it.

Group of men-

“So the fantasy draft starts next week and we need one more guy. I was going to ask Bobby.”

Group - “No don’t ask Bobby he’s khaki as shit”

by King salmon October 17, 2018