kale

if your name is kale you’re a whore, you probably copy everything everyone does, you’re probably a lying skank, and you are super annoying

“hi i’m a bitch!”
“who are you?”
“i’m kaley” - Charley

by rollinginturf October 21, 2022

Kale Juice

A antisemitic mondegreen used on social media which is meant to avoid censorship when saying "Kill Jews".
This can be hateful, antisemitism, and is very insensitive.

Instagram Comment: Kale Juice
Reply: Based

by IAmNotARacistButARealist June 13, 2025

kaling

coolest people on earth

wow that's a nice kaling

by kalinga69 March 3, 2023

Kale

Kale is a very dumb Ginger. He says he’s a pimp but cries about a girl that he will never get. He thinks he will get “big bod” but he looks like fucking Gumby.

Look at that ugly ginger he’s name is probably Kale

by Gabrielle_lima July 13, 2020

Kale

Really cool guy who could beat professional wrestlers in a 1v1. Makes weird noises when he thinks he’s alone. Definitely don’t neglect this hot boi

Daaang, he did it again, that Kale. He’s a keeper.

by Minioncurry52 January 17, 2025

Kale

What a white person eats

I'm white, so i eat Kale.

by My pp is wet April 8, 2021

Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018