Yuck-junk 

Unsanitary or unsighly genitalia, usually resulting from the contraction of some sort of venereal disease. Yuck junk characteristics may include foul odors, discoloration, bumps, lesions, etc.

"yeah, she's cute and all, but she has got some SERIOUS yuck-junk!! As crudded up as that girl is, you would be better off fucking a monkey from Sub-Saharan Africa........ or a Haitian refugee. You should wash your dick for even thinking about it!!"

Yuck-junk by Timmy the Hutt March 19, 2011

kim junkyu 

the world depends on kim junkyu’s happiness and health

when i’m crying and someone ask “why are u crying” the answer will always be kim junkyu

“i’m kim junkyuing ” it means “i’m crying cause junkyu is the best human being”

kim junkyu by junkyu mondo dominazione December 27, 2020

Junk pile

When you're wearing coveralls and they ride up causing a huge bulge with your cock an balls. Usually when reaching up high or while in a confined space and your knees are in your chest.

Hulse's balls were all up in my face as she was working. I screamed get ur junk pile out my face bitch!

I was stuck in this hole and my buddy yelled, "nice junk pile bro." It was right in his face!

Junk pile by FoxO'clock April 18, 2010

Slut Junkie 

One who has an addiction to sleeping with sluts rather than good girls. Usually this person has no standards and is a complete sex addict; therefore they must hook up with other sex addicts thus making them slut junkies. This can pertain to members of both sex and gay or straight people.

Stephen: Man I'm gonna bang that hoe over there that has the tight ass short skirt on and tube top!

Joe: Yo I see that Breezy all the time at this club, shes always going home with different dudes homie.

Stephen: That's ok as long as she's DTF I could care less.

Joe: Yea man shes a straight slut; Ill grab her friend.

Stephen: Ok but when were done I'm calling this other chick from the bar last night.

Joe: That fat Bitch with big tits?

Stephen: Yea.

Joe: Dude your a straight Slut Junkie

Stephen: I know...

Slut Junkie by Stephen871217 September 19, 2010

junk monkey 

'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.

Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.

junk monkey by George Fricke October 25, 2006

junk rug

A pubic toupee. Merkin.

I got crabs and had to shave my pubes off , so I bought a junk rug to wear until my hair grew back.

junk rug by CMO_42 October 20, 2017

speed junkie 

Someone who seeks out and craves thrilling speeds and/or activities to get a rush of speed.

Scott love to race cars at 175mph. He is a speed junkie

speed junkie by 20vgolf October 18, 2013