What the Junk?

Quite possibly the coolest non-profane exclamation there is.

Its got the powerful "What the -"
with the added on "Junk!"

("Junk" on its own can be used as an interjection.)

And the best part? "What the Junk?" comes with free refills. So you can Wtj all day long for frizzle.

RiQ - D00d, What the Junk? That meteor smash was soo cheap! uber-fail!

Noah - lol, how do you like my leetsauce?

by Riquisimo, Yo October 1, 2008

Junk Muzzle

An athletic cup. Used to protect your junk, and most importantly, to keep it off others in cases of close contact. It's most lending description is the function it performs for high school and collegiate wrestling, and MMA events.

It's a good thing Bob was wearing a junk muzzle during the wrestling match. When he took down Dave his batch landed right in his face!

by Mike M1 September 14, 2007

junker

A beat-up old jalopy of a car.

I waved goodbye as she backed out of my driveway in her junker Mercury Sable.

by Fr. Nat January 4, 2009

JJJ - Jiggly Junk January

"JJJ" or "Jiggly Junk January" is a phenomena which happens to your Dick if you are a participant of the Destroy Dick December, where you must nut (or cum), a number of times equal to the day of the month of December. Example, Dec 1st - one time, Dec. 2nd - twice, and so forth. DDD is derived from the No Nut November and as a result of the over stress on the male appendage, will likely cause malfunctions in the next month - hence Jiggle Junk January.

If you experience symptoms which may include ED, PD, or just straight Jiggly Dick ; consult you local Urologist for proper treatment.

Juan: Man, I got JJJ - Jiggly Junk January from participating last month in DDD.

Roger: If you participated in DDD last month and you think you got JJJ, then you need to go see your doctor.

by Voodazel November 5, 2018

blow my junk off

The act of using a high powered, high caliber slug to cap or blow ones genitalia off of there body in an act of rebellion against a figure of power or authority who does not wish to comply with requests or demands of the one blowing his junk off.

Mitchell: mom i am going to BLOW MY JUNK OFF if you dont pay 3 more months subscription to WOW!!!

Mom: mitchy NOO!

mitchell: NO WARCRAFT ,NO JUNK!!!

by chuckt12 June 1, 2009

Junked

a very bad hangover; used to express the way you feel after a hard night of drinking when all you can do is lay down.

Man, I'm completely junked today. I can hardly see straight.

by Joe2009 October 13, 2009

Jooky Junk

Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky.

I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!

by Suisare July 30, 2004