joust

A term originated from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, Australia, meaning to reproduce with a female in a public arena. The term is derived from the medievil jousting contest, which was a public affair, viewed by thousands.

"Uh Steve, what were you doing in the park at 5 in the morining?"
"Jousting with Lenore"

by Bsyw October 24, 2006

Cock Jousting

A sport where two people run towards each other at full speed with massive erections and hot dogs stuck halfway up their butts. The victorious party will keep his hot dog intact upon cock-to-cock contact while the loser will break his hot dog in half by clenching his butt cheeks together in fear of the collision.

The arena floor was covered in broken hot dogs after the annual cock jousting tournament.

by Fort Donkey May 3, 2008

hall joust

Another way of saying it's on.

A jousting match on bikes in a hallway using pillows for pads.

A method of deciding who gets that last piece of pizza.

Dude, that guy just insulted you mom!
Hall joust...

Lets hall joust to get some extra energy out.

Who gets the last piece?
We hall joust for it.

by Matt Munin May 16, 2007

Willy Jousters

When two guys take residence on a seperate form of transport(horse or Bike)either end of a run way whilst being naked and sporting a erection. When a whistle is blown you then both charge at each other with your erection in hand and try to knock off each other from their transport using your willy. If one guy comes then that's immediate disqualification and the other guy wins by default.

I am a willy jousters, i joust using just my willy

by Rusoe September 29, 2008

Joust

to give "head".... best if used on friends

"damn Yvonne Tran, ur mom jousted me so hard yesterday... i cant even walk straight."

"HEY EVERYONE, Yvonne Tran jousted me and my dad"

"Joust or What?!?"

by Bob Dole January 11, 2005

Joust

To take a situation in which another party can benefit, and make sure the other party does not benefit in anyway. To take someones situation in the palm of your hand and screw it up.

Josh: Dog I was getting some from that girl, and you texted me that you were leaving the party with or without me and your my ride home and were 4 hours away from home. Your such a jouster.

by Highena July 23, 2009

Spagetti Jousting

Having sex with a woman while she is oozing period blood.

My woman didn't want to have sex because she was on her period, but I didn't mind alittle spagetti jousting, so I stuck it in anyways.

by Brandonsdeal October 20, 2006