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Jonas Haters

1.People who have good taste in music.
2.People who arnt 11.
3.People who just really dont give a shit.
Dude do you listen to the jonas brothers?

Nah. I have good taste in music.

Jonas haters.
by suckitdonny May 3, 2009
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Jonas Brother

The act of adding Jonas Brother songs to another person's electronic devices (computer, ipod, phone etc.)
Kelly Jonas Brothered my ipod!
I've been Jonas Brothered!
by wdwerwfdsf November 8, 2009
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Jonah and the Whale

Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.
The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.
by Harry Setatestes September 26, 2006
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jonas brothers

A trio of gay brothers that your fucking annoying little sister probably loves because she's a dumbass snotty brat and isnt smart enough to realize that the sounds they emit with their instruments and 10 year voices are torture to normal people's ears. These girls should get a life and boyfriend that will actually be able to see in person and not in some gay video or pictures. To imitate Jonas Brothers is to be a fag that listens to gay music,pretends to like girls, molest you brothers and suck huge cocks. Get a life.Go listen to some Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.
by No nonsense October 18, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers

One of the worst bands ever formed in the history of the world.

An insult to music, these assholes are worshiped by 12-year-old girls worldwide, who will "attack" you on the internet if you insulted the "perfect Jonas hotties."

Their attacks consist of:
-UR JUS JELOZ CUZ THEY R HOTTR THN U!!!1
-UR JUS AN UGLY OL MAN WHOS JELOS!!1
-UR R SO DUMB ND RETRDED!!1

They are typical Disney boy band shit, that deserves to die.
by greenpeas August 19, 2009
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[Jonas Brothers]

The epitomy of homosexuality, bad singing voices, and great hair. Unfortunately for them, most of the gay male faction does not like to go for such pansy fellows such as the Jonas Brothers.
Gee, you listen to the Jonas Brothers? You must be gay, just like they are. That's simply super-duper.
by Chancellor of the Universe January 7, 2009
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Jonah

One of the neatest people you will ever meet. They are intelligent and extremely kind but can be real assholes when they get angry. Most may seem shy but they have large dicks and can be sure to satisfy anyone.
by rizhose90 March 16, 2009
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