Johnel

Johnel is a totally cool person. He’s caring and (often, sometimes, rarely) very funny. His fam comes first with whom he loves spending time. Although he often gets very sleepy due to stressful work and stuff he’s still a passionate person in leisure time. You are lucky to call him a friend because he’s someone you can trust with every embarrassing story of your life. Whatever, sometimes he’s lazy and a very annoying but still a good clown. You are grateful for having a unique johnel in your life

Get you a johnel in your life

by Cousain November 22, 2021

johnael

Johnael is a sexy ass beast. A true sigma male. He allures the female species with the power of his silence. He posts instagram stories only twice every year. He is so lowkey that you crave to find out more about him every damn day.

That guy there is so quiet and sexy. He must be a Johnael.

by Schwarzenegger Arnold November 23, 2021

Johnsexual

The act of people liking other people named John.

"I totally have a crush on John. I guess I must be Johnsexual."

by BurgundysauceBackwards March 14, 2022

Johny Depped

When you completely destroy something until there’s nothing left to destroy.

Damn bro I just Johny Depped that mega pint of red wine.

by Katie <3 May 19, 2022

johnoed

When playing a word game; to ignore common parlance in favour of idioms. The more ridiculous in appearance the word is, the better.

Bonus points for not knowing the word, but arriving at it by trial and error.

Don’t know why chemo came to mind but I just assume that words that shouldn't be counted by wordle will be so I just johnoed it.

by Kashskade January 7, 2023

johnsey

one of the illest dj's on the west side of melbourne also know as one of the sfc dj's or DJT

damn i wish johnsey would rip up my party pitty i cant afford him

by fryyzie August 4, 2007

Johny

The stupid kid who won't stop eating the fuckin sugar!!!!

Johny
Du du du, du du du du, Johny
Du du du, du du du du, Johny
Du du du, du du du du, yes Papa?

Eating?
Du du du, du du du du, eating
Du du du, du du du du, eating
Du du du, du du du du, eating sugar?

No no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no, papa

Telling?
Le le le, le le le lies, telling
Le le le, le le le lies, telling
Le le le, le le le lies, telling lies?

No no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no, papa

Open
Du du du, du du du du, open
Du du du, du du du du, open
Du du du, du du du du, open your mouth

Ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha

Johny
Du du du, du du du du, Johny
Du du du, du du du du, Johny
Du du du, du du du du, yes Papa?

Eating?
Du du du, du du du du, eating
Du du du, du du du du, eating
Du du du, du du du du, lollipop?

No no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no, papa

Telling?
Le le le, le le le lies, telling
Le le le, le le le lies, telling
Le le le, le le le lies, telling lies?

No no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no, papa

Open
Du du du, du du du du, open
Du du du, du du du du, open
Du du du, du du du du, open your mouth

Ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha

by LangtDong September 18, 2018