fecaled johnson

When a man has fecal matter on his penis. It can be his own waste or anothers.

D-ram shit himself and has a fecaled johnson.

by Marty/huck July 3, 2017

kyle johnson

perfect smile, WANTS TO FUCK THAT ASS, shrek addict, baylen levine’s cousin, PERFCET IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE

kyle johnson is so perfect omg

by baylenslevinee April 25, 2020

Jimmie Johnson

Jimmie Kenneth Johnson is an American professional stock car racing driver whose last full time season ended in 2020. Jimmie Johnson is one of the most well know and definitely one of the best NASCAR drivers who has lived. He has won 7 championships, 5 of which were in row, and 83 wins. He is married to his wife Chandra and has two daughters named Lydia and Genevieve. He is a legend on and off the track and truly the best!

Jimmie Johnson has won his 7th NASCAR cup series championship!

by NASCARFAN48 November 4, 2020

The Strange Thing About The Johnsons

You DEFINITELY DO NOT watch it with your family, that is for sure!!! It is a short film about a boy and his undying "love" for his father, and how that "love" begins to become more serious over the boy's lifetime. It is one of the most disturbing, jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching, beautifully directed movies I have seen so far. You have to watch it to see for yourself.

Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.

by thatpersonguy January 3, 2012

Mickey Johnson

v. The act of slipping someone a mickey with the intention of later slipping them the johnson. Also "to pull a Mickey Johnson".

n. Alias for known and succesful perpetrators of clandestine mickey/johnson slippings.

guy 1: How does that dude ever get laid?

guy 2: He's got a bunch a roofies and he's always pullin' a Mickey Johnson at parties.

by highgourmet August 20, 2009

The Johnson Treatment

The treatment of others by former president Lyndon B. Johnson, in which he would hypothetically 'pop one's bubble' to demand their attention. The 'Treatment' was described as having 'a large St. Bernard licking your face and pawing you all over.'

Also used when decribing being 'violated' by unwanted company.

Barkley gave me The Johnson Treatment the other day, so I filed a lawsuit.

by Katy B. November 25, 2006

Big Johnson

An often used synonym for a man's penis.

Hey baby, Big Johnson's back at my place waiting for you."

by vector August 21, 2004