Johnny Rotten

John Lydon

Genious, Started something original until everyone jumped on the Sex Pistols bandwagon, and fucking ripped them off.

Shitty street punk is the result of people wanting to be them.

Way cooler then you.

by TheShocks. July 11, 2004

Johnny Gat

A Charachter in Saints Row and Saints Row 2

Johnny Gat: "Thanks for busting me out, Aisha would have killed me if I got executed"

by shocksock August 28, 2010

johnny knoxville

the man with the broken peepee. very hot. the most amazingly stupid but still extremely gorgeous person alive!

the end

wow. i saw johnny knoxville and had an orgasm. oh golly.

by alinaandelenarock June 27, 2008

Johnny Depp

Hotter than Orlando Bloom.

Johnny Depp is hotter than Orlando Bloom

by NOT MIKE HARMS December 28, 2003

Johnny Depp

The closest thing to a perfect human being. He is so beautiful, both in the flesh and in the roles he portrays. As well as being ridiculously attractive, he is an incredible actor, underappreciated by new generations of fans for his roles in films such as Edward Scissorhands (who knew the eyes could act more effectively than the mouth?), Ed Wood and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Recent successes include Secret Window, Pirates of the Carribean and Chocolat. Brilliant. He is the epitome of a sex god. Almost too good for planet Earth, baby.

Johnny Depp is absolutely fucking brilliant.

by Nicki November 15, 2004

Pullin a Johnny

when a guy creeps up on a girl while she is asleep and spoons with her. Known as the ultimate kind of awkwardness when the girl wakes up.

Man that fag is Pullin a Johnny on Alysa!!!!!

by JW Inc. Worldwide June 24, 2010

What do we have for 'em, Johnny?

A sarcastic comment that is used when someone figures out something really obvious. An imitation of a game show host announcing that someone has given the correct answer and has won a prize that his assistant (Johnny) will specify on cue. Often preceded by "Ding ding!"

Boss: "OK everyone, Brenda Smith is going to be out on Thursday so we need someone to volunteer to fill her time slot."
Mike Hawk: "I'm available that day. I can do it."
Boss: "All righty then. I'm going to go ahead and stick Mike Hawk in her slot."
Steve: "That's what she said! Or...um...actually I mean that's what HE said!"
(everyone laughs except Jim)
Jim: "I don't get it..."
(20 seconds go by)
Jim: "Oh haha, now I get it...Mike Hawk sounds like 'my cock!' It's sexual innuendo. That's a good one."
Steve: "DING DING! What do we have for 'em, Johnny?"

by Nicholas D February 20, 2009