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Jock

A person that uses every fucking muscle in their body except for the one that counts most.

An overbearing asshole/closet fag-----that gets all tough and brutish when someone samller and weaker than them happens to walk by.Pretty much a pussy at heart.

Also known to travel in packs and fuck the living daylights out of cheerleaders and other assorted cum-sluts in high school.

Usually get jobs as a school janitor, police officer/security guard,Gym teacher/ Fitness Instructor, neighborhood mechanic, bodyguard, bouncer, professional asshat, or my favorite the grocery store paper or plastc guy.
Jock : (Runs Up Slams Small Dude Into A Locker) Gimmie Your lunch money before I give you a swirly.

Small Dude: (Uses Jedi Mind Trick) You Dont Want To Take My Lunch Money Today. You dont want to give me a swirly today.

Jock: (Feeble Mind In A Fog)Wow, jeeze I'm sorry dude here have my lunch money and why do I have the strong urge to drink water out the school toilet welp might as well pay it a visit.

Small Dude: (Dusts Himself Off Walks Away Slowly Counting Money) Typical Jock
by Slade Technics November 8, 2008
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Fuck you jock stop thinking you can boss everyone around. Wow your good at a sport but your a total dumbass
by The Legend Of Max January 30, 2005
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Derived from the word jock strap. Much in the way a jock strap cups, secures, and holds in place someone's nuts (balls or testicles), some humans also hold, grip, or "jock" someone in order to impress, gain favor, or attract.
Jocking is the act or art of placing someone on a higher level or pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so.
"I wish John would stop jocking Terri for a date!"
"Do you see the way Sally has been jocking Mr. Brown for a good grade?"
by Trance the MC August 4, 2007
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A retarded musclebound loser who listens to lots of rap and figures he's cooler than everyone else just because he spends a lot of his time playing with balls.
wtach revenge of the nerds... cept substitute old school jocks for these new uber gangstas.... losers all of them...
by the enlightened few January 15, 2006
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A now rather outmoded term the English used to use for Scottish people, or at least I hope its outmoded as they would have a nerve to use it nowadays considering what now resides in our country!
by Thats Racist Too! February 5, 2005
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by gabbyyoo May 8, 2009
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Jock referring to the genial area.

Jocking is a verb it means to masturbate, its a synonym for jacking.
Brendan: Hey dude you look tired, what were you doing before I came over.
Anari: I was jocking.
by RealMrWicked May 23, 2021
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