jizzles

adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes.

This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.

"Yo i'd tap dat gash once for jizzles"
"ha ha ha, that is jizzles"

by MC Blitzkrieg January 31, 2006

jizler

Someone who jizes (cums) on someone else.

i hear that he is a real jizler especially on thursdays

by Zeric December 18, 2005

Jizzle

One of the coolest people you know.
Can also be used as "Jiz".

That guy is so cool, he's the jizzle.

by Headz September 13, 2003

Jizzle

A boy that cums in inconvenient places..

A boy that gets over excited and results in jizzing in a sleeping bag, which is then thrown in the face of a female friend.

Jasmin: I'm cold, could someone pass me a sleeping bag?
Jonny: Yeah sure, use mine..

Millie: I can't believe you are using Jonny's sleeping bag!
Jasmin: Why?
Millie: Didn't you know? Jonny is a total Jizzle!
Jasmin: OMG, that's what the stain is!!!!

by Hot-Box October 17, 2009

Jizzle

jizzle (noun): the utopian join

That jizzle flew me to Uranus.... on a spaceship

by logjammin' May 4, 2010

Jizzle

Meaning used for refering to cum or sperm. Also a word used in Urban Rambling.

Yo, she jizzled my nizzle pizzle, yo. Ya mean, dawg?

by Wrath Of Goat June 25, 2003

Fo' shizzle my jizzle

The Jewish version of "Fo' shizzle my nizzle".

"Fo' shizzle my jizzle!"

by James July 21, 2004