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Jewish Lemonade 

A free drink created by penny pinching Jews who don't want to have to pony up for a beverage when they eat out.
It is done by ordering an ice water with lemon, squeezing the lemon juice into the icewater, then using sweet-n-low packets from the sugar rack on the table to sweeten the "Lemonade". Free beverage! Oy vey!
Jewish Lemonade by SixSixSix April 18, 2006

jewish jiggle 

a jewish girl's bubble butt
yeah sure she's white, but she's got a sweet jewish jiggle
jewish jiggle by jigglyjew April 18, 2010

Jewish Hand Grenade 

A sex position in which a cylindrical firework is stuffed into the anus of your partner with a bagel through it. Then the firework is then set off.
My girlfriend wasn't into my bacon fetish, so I have her a Jewish Hand Grenade.

Jewish Nuclear Warfare

What happens when two jews spot a quarter and fight for it.
Yo! Did you see Ezra and Abraham in science? Mark dropped a quarter and Jewish Nuclear Warfare happened.

Jewish Cumquat 

A sexual position in which four guys cum on a jewish girls face simultaneously
DUDE, last night Dillon, Nick, Cameron, and Brayden totally gave Dina a Jewish Cumquat last night! It was fuckin' awesome! A night she'll never forget!
Jewish Cumquat by Cammonk225 January 9, 2010

jewish nest 

the jewish stronghold/fortress/hive that is brent cross shopping centre in north London...
we are now entering the jewish nest...
jewish nest by outfoxedyou February 8, 2008

jewish tuxedo

a combination of formal wear with sneakers. Jewish tuxedos often consist of a dress shirt, khakis, white socks, and white/grey sneakers.
Larry David wears a Jewish Tuxedo throughout the Curb Your Enthusiasm series.