minge jerky

The chewy elements of vaginal discharge, particularly during menstruation.

Phil - What's that caught between you teeth, Dave?
Dave - Well, Phil, I was going down on the missus last night and the painters were in. Got a bit of minge jerky caught in between my incisors.
Phil - Is that more or less embarrassing that spinach?

by fossnessmonster March 12, 2009

Hurky Jerky

The act of masturbating while staring at one's own rectum in the mirror.

"I wanted to watch anal sex videos but my internet went down, so the best I could do was give myself a HURKY JERKY."

by Autopsyturvey January 31, 2010

Twerky Jerky

Very disgusting.

When you are twerking and you poop a small amount.

Sally: Great Scott!

Amelia: What is it?
Sally: The bass drop made some twerky jerky.
Amelia: Not the first time.

by Msevil399 August 21, 2014

herky jerky

Motion sickness, or any other sickness, such as the flu, that induces nausea and vomiting.

Bob got the herky jerkies from riding in the back of the van.

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

mental jerky

1. an idea that takes a long time to understand.
2. a concept that takes a long time for market acceptance.

1. calculus was some real mental jerky.
2 that smart payment plan was some mental jerky but now i'm saving lots of money.
3. anything written by robert anton wilson

by david engelman May 18, 2008

beast jerky

a phrase yelled or whispered about an extremely attractive male. most males fitting this description have an eight pack, dimples, and a perfect smile.

Em: Oh my gahhhd! That guy is totally HOT!
Ana: Total beast jerky!

by gbee January 3, 2009

turkey jerky

Like beef jerky, turkey jerky is dried and seasoned. A food.

Scott's uncle loves to make turkey jerky for long hunting trips.

by R Sizzle April 25, 2003