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Jeebus

Contrary to the previous post saying Jeebus was taken from Frank Zappa's "Them or Us" album from the song "Heavenly Pocketbook", actually there is no such song on that album. On a different album, "You Are What You Is" there is a song called "Heavenly Bank Account", but this still doesn't mention Jeebus, though it does mention not "gwine up to hebbin". I agree that Matt Groening is on record as a big Zappa fan, but so far I can't find that Zappa used the term Jeebus for Jesus, though it is clearly something that Zappa would do (and maybe did in a live concert?).
I'm sorry Jeebus! Forgive me Jeebus!
by Nanook April 20, 2005
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Jeebus

Jeebus is a word in place of jesus it works just as well
HOLY ba Jeebus!!!
by ur mom September 24, 2003
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You win some, Jerusalem

A phrase lamenting that sometimes things go your way, and sometimes they do not. A proverbial shrug of the shoulders and a humble acceptance that we do not possess the power to control everything and we must be content to let the chips fall where they may.

Contrary to the vernacular... it has nothing to do with the region pertaining to Jerusalem or any other aspect of Jewish culture. Just a play on words people.
Guy: Fuck man, I took two subways and a cab to get this show and all the tickets are sold out.

Unsympathetic Friend: Eh, you win some, Jerusalem. Fuck it, let's go bowling.



Friend 1: How's it going with that new chick... the one with the bug eyes, cute tits and pompadour?

Friend 2: Eh, turns out she's got a lot of baggage and has a biting case of Baby Rabies

Friend 1: Damn, that sucks.

Friend 2: What are you gonna do?... You win some, Jerusalem.. right?
by epilepticpeatepilepticpeat October 13, 2008
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Jerusha

Jerusha is a sexy monkey who lovessss big bananas. She has big titties too and i luv to play w em. She short asf but a feisty one, very energetic but tired at the same time. English subject is her cryptonite.
"omg is that jerusha"
"yeah she's so sexy i wanna give her my banana"
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Jebus

A reincarnation of Jesus who was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Effectively, a southern Jesus. Also the subject of bad exclamations
"Holy Jebus on a pogostick!"

"Has anyone seen Jebus lately?"
by Zente June 9, 2005
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Jeebus

O lordy lordy! May jeebus help us all! O lordy!
by b3n February 12, 2005
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Jeebus

Jeebus is a mocking term used in place of Jesus Christ. It is used by those who reject Christ as Lord and those who have no idea who He is. The term Jeebus originated with satan himself and it is spewed by ignorant people who shall one day answer to God for every word they speak.
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by Disciples of the Cross December 8, 2009
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