Flying Jepson

When you get a big ol’ wedgie on a roller coaster. YeeeeeOUCH!!!!

Person 1: “Gee golly willikersf Finn got quite the Flying Jepson the other day on the jonkler coaster! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”

Person 2: “I know right, Flying Jepsons are the WORST! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”

by Grimble Desmond Wootmole June 29, 2025

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Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.

Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"

by Monfredi November 15, 2022

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To cancel an event, meeting, or Sunday night Bible study on a whim. Some examples of past whims: toothache, tennis match, feeling bummed after Notre Dame loses again, etc. Named from actor Judson Scott's reputation for "Pulling a Judson". Also, the notorious family after which Judson Scott was named.

Judson email to group: Hey guys, I know this sucks, but we need to cancel tonight. See you next week! ;) ;)
Email response from brave group member: Umm... could you please tell me why?
Email response from Judson: We got home from Hawaii four days ago and my son is suffering from jet lag. Also, my pants are still a little damp and they need more time in the dryer.
Email response from brave group member to the rest of the group: Guys... is their excuse legit or are they pulling a Judson?

by Kuchen, kniffla and streudels November 24, 2023

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