jackie chan your ass

1.To put a severe ass-whoopin' on someone.
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object

1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass

by man with a terrible smell June 29, 2009

jacked in

Plugged in to the internet, especially involving mic/earphone capability over virtual reality and video games.

"The only reality is virtual. If you're not jacked in, you're not alive." -Fritz from Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

by Windy Chrome July 5, 2011

Chat Jacked

When someone sends you something cool over chat and you post it on a social networking site before they have the chance.

Rich sent me a cool Photoshop when we were chatting so I chat jacked it and posted it on Facebook.

by CocoSantango July 24, 2010

ollies jacket

to never fully understand where your favourite jacket is and why some weird dude is wearing it in a picture.

Anto: where is ollies jacket. Hallers: Heres a picture of a Mongolian guy with his jacket.

by joey murphy September 13, 2011

conversation hi-jacker

Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.

Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.

"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."

by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008

boyfriend jacket

a jacket/coat a girl wears that belongs to her boyfriend. she'll make up any excuse (the most common, "i'm cold!") to get her boy to give her his jacket, so she can wear it everywhere and sleep with it, therefore being surrounded by his scent where-ever she goes. then it starts smelling like her and she gives it back for a while.

jackie-"why is kelly wearing that? it's way too big for her"
stacy-"oh, that's just her boyfriend jacket. she's had it since saturday"

by 369369369 April 20, 2008

jimmy jacked

When bad people block your path.

Crimey, we're jimmy jacked!

by H. Douglas Nuts May 23, 2011