iPhone
An extremely expensive phone that gets resold over an over again for even more money. Everyone has an iPhone these days.
iPhone by Readmydefinition September 11, 2022
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1. A phone which battery only lasts around 2 hours on average, even If you put it on power save.
2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft
3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.
4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".
5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.
2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft
3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.
4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".
5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.
iphone by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022
iphone
a little device that is used by most spolied bratty kids to store porn and watch tiktok.
it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that.
also used to play garbage moblie games.
it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that.
also used to play garbage moblie games.
iphone by tiktok_sucks!!! September 20, 2022
Iphone
single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.
While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.
While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.
Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?
Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???
Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???
Iphone
a lot of ppl said the iphone would fail back in 2009 as i can see from reading the definitions, but theyare very stupid because now iPhone has taken over all of their lives. hahahah MAUAAHHAAJJAAJMQMMQMQQMAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHAHA
Teenage boy in 2010: "haah, the iphone is the biggest piece of shit ive ever seen! Its a waste of 500 bucks. so useless"
the same person 13 years later to his younger self: "if only you knew what the iphone is now in 2023... guess how much money you pay now... oh and theres three cameras. Thats a change, definitely not the biggest though... see for yourself."
the same person 13 years later to his younger self: "if only you knew what the iphone is now in 2023... guess how much money you pay now... oh and theres three cameras. Thats a change, definitely not the biggest though... see for yourself."
Iphone by bigappleuser3000 December 30, 2023