Internet Hangover

The feeling of dazedness (usually accompanied with a headache) that you get when you use the computer for too long.

"Gah, I feel like crap! I've been on the computer too long so I have internet hangover!"

by Alice Vegetables March 25, 2009

Internet Atheist

An asshole one that basically bitches about how religion is bad and often says

that the world would be better without religion you’ll often find them on YouTube

and profiles will likely contain edgy names like god slayer and playlists on evolution and atheism in an attempt to feel smart. Atheists are sadly associated with these people

Video about Jewish Culture

Internet Atheist: this is a prefect example of how religion makes people stupid

average person: shut up

by I’m neutral October 21, 2020

Internet Barracks

Similar to a military barracks, where service members typically reside and hang out, but online.

What makes the internet barracks better than an actual barracks? No field day.

by TheDutyLog August 21, 2021

Inevitable Internet Entropy Theory

The theory that given time everything on the Internet will devolve into poor quality content designed to drive advertisement revenue through clickbait, stolen, and/or inflammatory content.

To see evidence of the Inevitable Internet Entropy theory one need look no further than once-lauded sites as The Huffington Post, Slate, and Time.

by Admiral Yesterday February 18, 2015

Spectrum Internet

You want to never access the internet again? You want to get an F on your essay because your internet’s down? Look no further, it’s fucking Spectrum Internet.

We at spectrum fucking dare you to try to connect to the internet. We bet our fucking business you won’t. Spectrum internet is the fucking worst, prove us wrong.

by iwanttocommitneckrope October 29, 2018

algerian internet

Its like a turtle but slower and pain in the ass to use it

an american:"I CAN ONLY AFFORD 15MGS THAT SLOW A TURTLE"an algerian:"wait...you guys pay for 15mgs and get 15mgs.. man the algerian internet is bad as fuck" and yes this is true story

by the falafel man January 9, 2021

internet historian

a fine historian of notable events on the internet or relating to internet culture. the events may or may not relate to actual events that happened in relation to the event online.

"have you listened to todd talk about the fall of dashcon?"
"yeah, that guy is a total internet historian"

by Mr.DoctorSir December 4, 2017