Instabator

An individual that masturbates at an instant.

Luis is an Instabator at dinner.

by Sr Bangs June 13, 2016

instafire

Instafire: To be fired instantly. An immediate, without question, brutal firing. to be fired or to fire someone in an instant.

If Alan does not stop emailing me stupid crap, my boss is going to have instafire me.

Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire

by Mattsolit February 24, 2006

insta-ditch

the action of/pertaining to being instantaneously ditched by a friend/comrade/acquaintance for another activity or person

I was going to hang out with Jenna but she insta-ditched me for Jake.

by jak attack January 14, 2008

insta-bleeder

when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.

Tiffany: "Ouch!..Dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now."
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"

by chicklet55 February 4, 2009

insta-knife

The act of knifing while in insta-kill in a game of Nazi zombies in Call of Duty World at War

I just totally insta-knifed that zombie and his brains were everywhere!

by BarryMcCockiner April 5, 2009

insta-o

When a woman orgasms because something was so great but no build up or sexual action was needed. Causes for an insta-o could be a hot guy, delicious food, or something just completely awesome.

Girl 1: Did you see that guitar player?
Girl 2: Yea, we made eye contact and had an insta-o.

by shag master August 29, 2010

Insta-Chink

When a person gets really high really fast and in doing so immediately gets chink-eyed

OMG look at Miley Cyrus! Hella insta-chink!

by Bobski Queferman December 29, 2010