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Heaps indie

A term used by crazy hipsters (usually musicians) to imply that something is extremely cool. It is in fact exactly one awesomeness level above über cool. Most often used to describe succulents and other hardy plants.
"Have you seen Pablo's succulents?"

"Yeah, they're heaps indie!"
by catsandcacti July 13, 2014
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Dutch invite

An invitation to something you're not welcome to attend and are expected to decline.
Abigail invited me to her birthday bash the other week, but I didn't go coz I knew it was just a Dutch invite.
by Ajacied June 20, 2020
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Fake indie

Indie artists that are actually extremely popular examples include neutral milk hotel, arctic monkeys and radiohead (only 2 of those actually make good music)
person A: put arctic monkeys two
person B: nah, that's some fake indie shit, as a matter affect get tf outta my car
by User694208800q April 12, 2021
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indieslut

One who subscribes heavily to the indie subculture; a brainwashed automaton of trendiness.
"Man, I thought this boy was cool, but he hates beer and he's a total indieslut." - Sorority girl
by Herbert B. November 3, 2006
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indie oath

THE INDIE OATH:

a) thou shalt not spread the indie-greatness. 'Tis our indie-little-secret.
b)thou shalt not own a single mainstream album. If you have to, at least only buy but 1 mainstream article.
c) thou shalt not flaunt thy 'indieness'. It's bad publicity and sets a bad example.
d) thou shalt not, upon swearing into an indie life, drink STARBUCKS coffee. This is a mainstream establishment, and it is a sin. You may, however, buy the bottled drinks that Starbucks does not manufacture.
By refusing Starbucks (and any other popular establishment), you are refusing to be mainstream. So go buy some indie coffee.
e) Just because you find an artist you've never heard of on iTunes, and other people have bought some Les Savy Fav or Frou Frou along with it, does not necessarily mean that it is indie. Do not fall for this! iTunes is trying to trick you.

Now you are ready to become a true indie asshole like us.
smart indie kid's mom: "Do you want to look into American Eagle for a pair of cute hipsters?"

smart indie kid: "Mom!! Shopping there is against my indie oath! They play... *shudder*...Lindsay Lohan songs... Oye!"
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indie chic

a girl whoes listens to music that isnt mainstream, usually knows about the latest bands before anyone else, has a unique clothing style that doesnt level out to any specific catagory (vintage,prep,emo...) an indie chic can be found with a colorful variety of books, movies, music. Indie chics are witty and sarcastic and may have jokes that dumbfound you for many minutes as you decide wether it was an insult or not, but indie chics are considered cool and down to earth, usually enlightened to some degree about the world there in and want to take the time to listen to what they want and not what everyone is pressuring them to do.
the character Lane Kim from Gilmore Girls is an indie chic.

Edwina: Jill just let me listen to her ipod, tons of indie chic stuff on it.
Carl: Music you never heard of?
Edwina: yeah, its actualy pretty cool. then Jill took me to a music store and she introduced me to movies and music i never heard of either, but you'll probaly hear about it in a couple months. but Jill wont listen to it then becuase then its mainstream crap.
Carl: You seem to like Jill, but she seems in her own world kind of and she's... undefinable.
Edwina: she's cool when you get to know her, way cooler than you, thats an indie chic for you.
by Ona Reese January 8, 2009
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Clean Invite

Something people say in response to not being invited to a party or some other social function.
John: Damn! that party was sick!

Max:What party?

John:The party at my house last night....

Max: Wow, clean invite
by A. Javier Gonzalez February 28, 2011
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