That annoying little shit in your class who tattles on you for the dumbest shit. They act super nice toward teachers while acting like complete dicks toward the other students. Teacher's pets are often hated by their classmates for being annoying as fuck and for acting superior to other students when in reality they're the ones kissing the teacher's asses.
Me: fuck (says it quietly)
teacher's pet: mr. bates he said the f word
mr. bates (to Me): That's detention for you trouble maker. You know only adults are allowed to use that word
Me: (flips off teacher's pet while walking out)
teacher's pet: mr. bates he said the f word
mr. bates (to Me): That's detention for you trouble maker. You know only adults are allowed to use that word
Me: (flips off teacher's pet while walking out)
by Dubiks January 29, 2019
Get the Teacher's petmug. by zaaaaaaaa August 26, 2007
Get the mad petmug. Aside from Tamagotchi, the most popular line of keychain virtual pets when they were a fad. A large line of Giga Pets were made, ranging from dogs to cats to penguins to just about any other animal you can think of. Just like any other fad, many kids brought it to school. And just like any other fad, the teachers and administrators gave it the thumbs down. But kids still brung them anyway. Giga Pets were a major fad until the Pokémon Era (1998-2002), and even put you in control of your own monochrome version of the media's most famous critters (for example Salem from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch). Giga Pets were even sold as a promotional offer at KFC at one point. And although you probably won't be able to find a Giga Pet today, they truly were the biggest revolution in monochrome crystal-screen handheld gaming since the Game & Watch.
by Hand Hanzo February 18, 2005
Get the Giga Petmug. A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.
by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014
Get the Cock Petmug. by Osakinator July 9, 2022
Get the Pet Wussymug. A pet that finds you by sheer chance. Or you find them. Together living happily every after.
"One love, one heart, one destiny pet."
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny pets but in ourselves."
"One love, one heart, one destiny pet."
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny pets but in ourselves."
I wasn't planning on getting a pet but I found a budgie in the park and he's lived with me ever since. He is a destiny pet.
by FlorenceAlice June 28, 2022
Get the Destiny Petmug. A republican who mirrors democrat talking points in order to get _petted_ by the media or the Democratic Party, often both.
Person A: Adam Kinzinger is crying on camera during a hearing...
Person B: He is such a pet republican
Person B: He is such a pet republican
by Ihatethismeme July 30, 2021
Get the pet republicanmug.