taint wad

The rolled up kleenex that a man will stuff between your butt checks to soak up the sweat during the heat of the summer.

It was a hot humid steaming day and John was concerned that his taint wad was slipping from his crack!!

by SugarCube May 23, 2013

Air wad

When's you masterbate so much that when you ejaculate nothing comes out.

I had the house to myself last weekend and by Sunday evening I was blowin air wads!

by Pseudonympho6969 December 10, 2020

Rude Wad

Toilet paper or tissue that has been used to clean up a disgusting substance, such as semen or dung.

Algernon couldn't bring himself to enter the public washroom at Herald Square, as he knew the floors of the stalls to be thoroughly littered with rude wad.

by Hieronymus June 18, 2008

Comp-wad

Basically a computer nerd who tries to get chicks with their computer-techy language.

Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how an intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

by loblaws September 11, 2007

wadding the can

Having sex while a tampon is present in the vagina.

My girlfriend is pissed at me for wadding the can last night.

by Polar Bear and Jelly September 24, 2007

Wad Podge

When multiple males bust their hot wads of jizz all over the body of a female leaving no inch of her skin uncovered by the hodge podge of man goo.

Rachel did a gang bang last night and we left her with one messy wad podge. She was cover from head to toe.

by Eaton Holgoode June 05, 2018

Gangsta Wad

a large wad of cash that denotes a successful member of a criminal enterprise.

Large amounts of cash carried by movie gansters such as Tony Montona would be called a gangsta wad.

by Whigga69 April 09, 2009