fondle bundle

bundle/ prize/ reward that's granted by a legitimate person with authority, offering a limited time of fondling depending upon agreement between the fondler and the being fondled.

Peter's been rude to me today, so he offered me 5 fondle bundles in attempt to make peace

by Fondle Monster 69 January 21, 2025

gallon bundle

a female with breasts that equals the volume of a U.S. Gallon.

Those things were huge, she has a gallon bundle

by Acela_ox February 14, 2022

bundle of sticksism

Codeword for "fascism". References the bundle of sticks in the original logo of fascism.

"I can't say that infamous far right ideology that is known for its xenophobia and coining the term 'totalitarian' here so I'll call it 'bundle of sticksism' and hope the moderation bots don't figure it out"

by Silicosis9324 August 6, 2024

Bundle of atoms

The most vague representation of a person or a 5'10 person

Person#1:Hey, bundle of atoms, can you pass the salt
Person#2:sure*they struggle to reach the table and pass the salt*

by Stovetop_master March 7, 2024

Bundled

So fucked up you’re absolutely wrapped up in your own world with absolute no idea what’s going on around you ie: black out.

Friend: yo how was your night last night you looked hammered !

Me: broooo I was fucking bundled!

by Bryguy_22 December 11, 2020

flush bundle

It’s that bit of poo that no matter how well you flush, it breaks off and comes back.

Just left a flush bundle in the staff room toilets

by Parker face September 22, 2023

Bundles

Some big dick nigga who actually turned out to b the plug ,, moral of the story go get you a me BITCH

Oh that’s bundles ,, aka your fav side niggga

by Helmut Lang November 25, 2021