illifornia

The name of the combined running power of California and Illinois (arguably the best running powers in the U.S.)
Headed by Acosta, Jager, Craven, the Mercado's, Coe, Sitler, Stevens, and Finley.

Dude Illifornia would have pwnt at Footlocker Nationals.

by Inyoface July 12, 2007

Illicitation

eliciting details of an illicit manner

My bashfulness kept me from responding to my friends' illicitation for details about my one-night stand

by Goober Bee Jay November 27, 2012

Illist

Basically sick, cool, awesome. The best.

Dude, that’s the illist skate move ive ever seen!

by Ill-ist June 14, 2018

illiterally

A measure of the over use or misuse of the term "literally".

"She illiterally said she was literally going to bed now"

by raujero December 20, 2019

Illing middle school CT.

A shit school with annoying ass teachers. The school acts all fucking prestigious by naming the teams after good university’s such as Dartmouth or Syracuse even though 40% of the kids can’t even read.supprisingly,the white Christian kids are the minority but end up being the kids that shoot up the school , kids in the 8th grade get knocked up.80% of the girls are LGBTQ even though by high school they will be straight again because they think it’s so quirky.Fights run rampant in this hellhole with weave snatches being a frequent thing.the worst fucking thing is the lunch room, if you stand up for more than 3 minutes you get a in school suspension, and the food is like the shit you would find in a prison, with meat as grey as my grandmas ashes and bread as stale as the bleak ass wall, over all a general shithole.

“Nigga your dumb as fuck with your 5 F-‘s but hey it’s Illing middle school CT.

by Incellchad709 February 29, 2020

Selective Illiteracy Syndrome

Selective Illiteracy Syndrome is a serious mental/moral impairment which afflicts individuals who disagree with something but do not examine the presented evidence in support of what they differ with -not because they can’t read- they habitually choose to NOT honestly read out of an irrational paralysing fear that those they disagree with just might be right!

Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.

C: You said you wanted proof for my position. Here is all the verifiable evidence that I could find.

A: You're still wrong!

C: How exactly?

A: ....um, reasons.

C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?

by WHY?Outreach December 10, 2019

Carterville Illinois

We don't call it "Anus Illinois" for no reason.

We loves our hometown, Carterville Illinois.

by Louie^2 December 9, 2021