Historical Idiot

A fucking name for fucking cunts. If you have this as your username in any social media, video game, or otherwise, kill yourself.

I fucking hate historical idiot, the god damn cunt

by Historical Idiot September 9, 2020

Absolute idiot

Being an idiot and absolute idiot are two different things. Being an idiot is just doing dumb shit all the time. Being an absolute idiot is someone who is reading this entire description on what being an absolute idiot means.

“Jadyn is an absolute idiot. No seriously, that girl needs to read a book or smth...”

by DefinitelyNotHailey May 14, 2021

Cape Coral Idiot

A person who buys $12,000 worth of Home Depot cards hoping to earn points with his boss. This person is too dumb to realize that it is not his boss asking him to purchase the cards. He then is so dumb as to scratch and take pictures of the pin numbers to send to his "boss".

Wayne is such a Cape Coral Idiot. I cannot believe he could be so stupid.

by Bootstrap & Queso November 16, 2018

idiot savant

A person who (unlike a true savant in that s/he is not medically considered mentally disabled or autistic) is extraordinarily gifted in one or two specific areas, yet is still incapable of handling simple, easy tasks or common-sense situations. In other words, an idiot savant is an incredibly intelligent ditz.

Wow, that girl can't tell left from right, but she aced that super hard biology test! What an idiot savant!

by whatthepatrick? December 30, 2009

your an idiot

The wrong way of spelling you're an idiot.

Person A: your an idiot
Person B: No you're an idiot, learn grammar.

by c3vqI January 11, 2010

Low IQ Idiot

A person who does and says things that do not make any sense. They are usually uneducated, brain-dead, savages that lack common sense.

Ved: Look at that Low IQ idiot trying to jump from the building, why is he doing that for?
Ade: Because his team won a football match
Ved: What a fucking Low IQ idiot.
Ade: I hope he doesn't breed

by Walden Two December 13, 2018

Am I an idiot?

If you searched this up on Utban dictionary expecting a real answer you are.

This Idoit on their dorky lil nerdy stupid Ahh goofy lookin ass device asked

“Am i an Idiot?” On urban dictionary

by You Make Me Feel Like A Man August 11, 2022