CORPSE HUSBAND

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE HE BREATHED OMFG I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT CORPSE HUSBAND GUYS STOP ASKING ABOUT HIS FACE HE'S LIKE ME HE HAS ANXIETY I'M LITERALLY HIM!!!! STOP HATING ON CORPSE!!!

'I FUCKING LOVE CORPSE HUSBAND'

by spokesbruh April 26, 2021

pre-husband

The state that a man is in after he has gotten engaged but before he ties the knot

I'm quite happy being here alone with my pre-husband.

by The Sidhe June 16, 2007

Corpse Husband

Daddy. Corpse Husband means daddy.

-Hey! Who is Corpse Husband? I saw his Yt!
-Daddy.Corpse is daddy.

by my full name October 15, 2020

husband's ear

inattentiveness to what his wife is saying.

He can hear the ballgame on the TV but not even realize his wife is talking to him--He has husband's ear. Also see mother's ear.

by Una Malachica February 13, 2008

Helicopter husband

A husband that does not allow a wife to go anywhere freely except back and forth to work. One that does not show her attention accept when it’s in the bedroom

If Matt wasn’t a helicopter husband I would be able to go to the grocery store by myself

by Insurance Daddy January 19, 2018

husband material

basically kim tae hyung aka V.

me: *realizes that he's so husband material but he's never going to be mine* ..... *cries in korean*

by makavelimamie March 29, 2017

Anchor Husband

When a foreigner or an illegal immigrant (non-US citizen) comes to the USA to find and marry a man for the purpose of obtaining US citizenship. The foreigner is allowed to stay in the US and enjoy all benefits available to US citizens. Therefore making the newlywed husband her anchor.

Melania, from Slovenia nabbed herself an American named Donald. Thanks to Donald her anchor husband, now she can enjoy all US benefits.

by BlaqIrish October 17, 2015