htske

a small ugly fuck who likes it in the arse, with wasion features

hunter thomas

by Anonymous June 15, 2003

hike and push

When you're walking and you hike one leg up and push out a fart.

My sister-in-law walked past and did a hike and push.

by Sam-n-Jen November 25, 2007

hikety

hikety is the new goart!!!

whoah! ive got hrh fifty hikety up in this atonamouse community, squeak squeak!

by quazi May 22, 2008

hikeningrod

A single piece non telescopic hiking pole typically found in a pair traditionally used for forcibly striking spruce trees which impede travel.

The gang of thugish spruce trees crept up on the unsuspecting bushwhacker as he approached 3000 feet of elevation. With sweaty palms and a tinge of fear the bushwhacker unsheathed his mighty bent hikeningrods which he wielded with the confidence and skill of a Jedi. He thrashed his way through wave upon unrelenting wave of spruce and fir until reaching the summit canister of a thousand triumphs!

by marchowes February 28, 2009

hikeoke

Singing with your friends to cheesy 80s songs while walking through the forest.

Why does everyone sing Simon and Garfunkle songs while hiking? ... Everyone knows they're hikeoke standards!

by brolapsed November 6, 2010

hike-ing

When you are racing in a video game and start trolling the other racers

I was hike-ing my friends last night in Grand Theft Auto 5.

by KingLongStaff July 2, 2016

hikes joy

Better than funny

Jasmine thought the joke was hikes joy: hikes joy

by hikes joy July 4, 2016