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lizard people from history

If you look through the names of prominent people in the past century, you will find them --- be afraid, citizens... be **very** afraid...
Right off the bat, I can think of three examples of lizard people from history with "reptilian" names --- Leo Szilard (sure sounds a lot like "lizard" to me!), Salamander Rushdie, and Newt Gingrich! Dat's all da proof I need dat dey **do** exist and are indeed ruling --- and ruining --- our lives!
by QuacksO October 29, 2018
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AP World History

The biggest and best way to obtain an express pass to crippling depression in your mid teenage years. Your life will never be the same, however, you have a new standard of pain.
Jimmy took AP World History and he has never been the same.
by meatrocket69420666 February 10, 2020
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History Channel

A great premise for a TV network, but half the time they're talking about World War 2 or high tech stuff that belongs on Tech TV or the Discovery Channel.
I really wish the History Channel would have more stuff on the Vikings or Roman Empire.
by Mehh July 14, 2004
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Canadian History

A sexual act performed in the presence of Lord Stanley's Cup by a large group of people (traditionally a Canadian hockey or olympic team). During this act a single person often referred to as the "Prime Minister" will sport a pair of recently slaughtered moose antlers and have him/herself richly lathered in countless kilograms of maple syrup. Then while humming the Canadian national anthem the other participants will remove the maple syrup and transfer it into the Stanley Cup without the use of their hands or inhibitions.
One of the most awkward conversations I ever had was telling my doctor that I got diabetes from Canadian history.
by cheffinatly February 5, 2010
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AP European History

A class in high school for Advanced students who feel like having their weekends, weekdays... Hell... their lives taken away from them. Average workload is usually anywhere from 7 - 10 hours per day. Most students join for bragging rights, but in the end most drop the class due to tremendous workloads.
Person 1: Dude I have a buttload of work from regular retard history, I have to write three sentences and read four pages!

Person 2: I remember what it was like to have so little work... Tell me... what is it like?

Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

Person 2: I'm all that remains of a student who is currently taking AP European History... why?

Person 1: Ohhhh That makes sense, Nothing you just look like an anorexic, balding, grey skinned, piece of shit!

Person 2: Insults... I remember what those were like... Tell me... What's an insult again?
by themastr1024 September 15, 2009
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History of Ever

used to describe every moment in time; used for creating emphasis when stating an opinion about something
That was the best party in the history of ever.

She is the worst professor in the history of ever.
by Natalie McAwesome May 6, 2010
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