Horse

A popular beef substitute.

Mmmm... this horse lasagne is amazing.

by EmmyThomps February 8, 2013

Horse

Why tf do you not know what a horse is , and if you don’t know what tf means it’s the fuck, you uneducated hoe

Barry: oh look it’s a horse
Larry: stfu Barry.... o shit that is a horse

by kajnsksishdndekkdpiggy March 1, 2019

Horse

The large beautiful four legged animal that has the biggest heart. The only animal that listens to every word you say and completely understands you! The animal that has taught you more than you can list in 5 minutes. The animal that you can build the strongest connection the animal that you can pamper and spoil. And most importantly the animal you can love with all your heart.

"hey I love your horse"
"oh thanks" (hands him a treat)
"Can I give him one"
"These are really expensive and he's already had 10 today, I just bought him a new blanket, saddle and special shampoo, I'm kinda maxed out"

"I've had a hard day"
(your horse doesnt answer but you secretly know they know exactly what you mean)

by Tugger16 January 6, 2020

Horse

A whore or a woman that is easy to hook up and have sex with so called because you "ride" them.

I'm gona get me a ride she's horse.

by The Fury 13 November 5, 2010

Horse

A substantially large cock. Usually larger than 9".

John-"Dude i had to buy larger boxers because my horse was hanging out the left leg"

by Dr. Catz PhD December 29, 2010

Horses

Something that you have in the back!

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

Horse

A name used to refer to the Manchester Utd number 10 Ruud Van Nistlerooy. A man with horse like features.

Van Nistlerooy is galloping forward like the horse that he is.

by chris January 12, 2005