Homiesexual

Not gay but you would suck a homies dick.

Guy1. Yo dawg can I suck on your meat.
Guy2. Yeah your my homie, shouldn't even have to ask.
Guy1. Thanks, Damn!
Guy2. What?
Guy1. Your dick is bigger than last time.
Guy2. Yeah, I know, I drank a lot of apple juice, it helps and can make your penis bigger.
Guy1. Wow seems like it helped quite a bit.

Guy2. Yeah, Imma be honest you lookin phat as hell today damn u thick.(proceeds to spank Guy1.)
Guy1. Thanks them squats do be making my ass phat.
Guy2. I love being homiesexual.

by kevklapp July 22, 2020

Homiesexual

You are having banter with the boys but acting gay then you are actually straigh

Mom I'm homiesexual

by Dicksonery July 4, 2021

Homiesexual

If u are homiesexual u are a person who fucks there homies instead of other people

If u are not homiesexual u are the big gay

We are all homiesexual

by Cheese Master 69 November 29, 2019

homiesexual

when ur sussy with ur homies (friends)

its not gay if its with the homies

you: let's make out

rando person: AYO!??!?!

ur friend: don't worry were homiesexual

by sugarymeth April 18, 2021

homiesexual

homiesexual is when you are attracted to the homies but its not GAY since the are homies

homie1: ayo bro you tryna get this 8 inch
homie2: yea sure idm
homie1aight bet bro see you at 5 at ur place
homie 3 can i join

homie 1 and 2 yea its not gay since we are homiesexual

by anthxr January 6, 2022

Homiesexual

Being attracted to the homies but still having an attraction to girls. You wouldn’t date the homies you’d just act guy around them, if you say you’re homiesexual and date the homies, that’s gay. If you say you’re homiesexual and date girls, you’re homiesexual.

Person 1:“Yo bro wanna kiss”
Person 2:“Ayo that’s kinda gay”
Person 1:“Nah bruh I’m homiesexual”
Person 2:“Oh ok same with me I’m just making sure”

by pewpewisdaddy March 27, 2021

homiesexual

anything gay but it isn't gay because it's between homies

*nick and josh r jerking together to straight porn*
nick: hey bro can u suck my dick
josh: yo that's gay I ain't homo
nick: nah nah no homo its homiesexual
josh: k bet

by aiden6969 November 18, 2023