Bluetooth Hobo 

A homeless person that walks down the street talking to themselves and having very animated conversations with no identifiable person, much like somebody talking while in public on a Bluetooth headset.

Man, don't go down into the Southside, there's A LOT of Bluetooth Hobos in that area.

Bluetooth Hobo by VitoVane November 15, 2017

Snapchat Hobo 

A Snapchat user who posts an image or a link to a product they want, but can't afford for whatever reason, and ask their friends to purchase it for them. Snapchat Hobos are typically teenagers and are not well-liked among their peers.

"Oh my God, can you believe Mackenzie is asking for drinks on her story all the time?"
"I know, she's a total Snapchat Hobo."

Snapchat Hobo by javigato June 15, 2018

poopie butt hobo 

a poopie ( poop e ) butt hobo is where you walk into an alley and see a hobo who is currently pooping his pants or has poop all over his naked butt. poopie

random guy: excuse me but you have poop all over yer butt.
poopie butt hobo:so.... you got a problem wit dat punk.
guy: no... just sayin

poopie butt hobo by the_baconbutter January 2, 2013

super fly hobo slipping 

A sport in which participants dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and race a greased-up hobo in a shopping cart through an obstacle course, such as a mall or department store. Extra points are awarded for business transactions made along the way for those who mistake you for a real pimp.

For the third year in a row, Jon is the Regional Super Fly Hobo Slipping Champion.

super fly hobo slipping by Angus June 8, 2003

hobo gloves

gloves with the fingertips cut off. sometimes seen on hobos, bums, tramps, etc. Often home-made (or homeless made in a hobo's case) all one needs is an old pair of gloves and some scissors. Some gloves are also made without any fingertips to begin with, but they are not true hobo gloves.

I just made myself a pair of hobo gloves out of a small pair of old gloves.

hobo gloves by brian July 21, 2008

the hobo 

The act of shoving a handful of change into someone's ass and then proceeding to fist their hole.

After trying the houdini last night, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend in bed tonight by giving her the hobo.

the hobo by Sean McConnell December 24, 2007

Hobo Drunk 

When one gets absolutely piss ass drunk and becomes completely incoherent.

Jamal: "Sup you cracker-ass fool."

Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."

Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."

Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"

Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."

Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.

Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).

Jamal: "...before I cut you!"

Hobo Drunk by Aunt Jeff January 1, 2008