homework

(n) a type of punishment utilized by teachers who are lazy as hell and cannot teach because they slept with their professor in order to obtain a degree

"Damn, my lazy-a teacher gave me homework tonight because I saved a fish"

by Vehement IB Student April 5, 2010

i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with a computer sitting by said homework.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on urban dictionary because it's more interesting.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

homework

What you aren't doing right now.

I'll start my homework right after this...I swear...

by Shuckle_ July 29, 2009

Doing my homework

When you are at home instead of doing the shit your fucking suppose, you decide to be a smart ass and go on fuckin MySpace all up in here like I CAN DO THIS ISH LATA and you end up failing in that class and feel like a huge piece of dog shit. Basically, every teenager's day to day life.

Mom: Billy, what are ya doin?
Billy: oh, I'm " Doing my Homework"

by Thatgaypieceofshit May 10, 2018

homework

Something you have to do EVERY night after school when you should be goofing off watching Spongebob Squarepants or looking at porn on the internet!

Homework: Something that you should do to not make your brain look like a baby boy's penis.

by Eric June 10, 2004

homeworked

-Saying you're going over to someone's house to do homework, when really, you're going over to hook up.

-Going to one's home to get worked/have sex.

"Where's Stella?"

"Getting homeworked."

by SchoolForSex December 6, 2011

Avoiding Homework

What you are most likely doing right now.

Abby was avoiding homework, so she got on Urban Dictionary.

by serious lack of good names October 22, 2009