hobbit

A short annoying Person

Jarrod is such a Hobbit.

by D-R-A-K-E April 4, 2008

hobbit

v. When a group of young stoners persistantly elects one member of the group to carry out tasks found collectively difficult or undesirable by the rest of the group.

n. A person, often times high on pipeweed, who is repeatedly chosen to carry out the deeds the rest of a group (usually too stoned) are unable to perform.

1. Don't hobbit me bitch, I'll go get the damn beer when I'm good and ready.

2. Stoner 1: Hey man, you should go in the liquor mart and get everyone munchies, man.
Stoner 2: Why do you guys always have to make me the hobbit???

by Rockbubba December 25, 2007

hobbit feet

feet that are unusually large, hairy with defined yet long and curvy nails , also see zuhair

whoa look at zuhairs hobbit feet

by zoo bear 88009 October 17, 2009

Hobbit

v. to shave off pubic hair in the shower, leaving it to stick to the feet of the next person in the shower.

Dude, my brother inl aw shaved his pubers in the shower and left them there. Now they are all over my feet.

You have just beeen hobbited.

by bdogwagdiggity April 13, 2009

Hobbit Dinner

Eating Breakfast for dinner, or a dinner comprised of simple basic foods. i.e. potatoes, bread, eggs, fried chicken, vegetables, bacon.

Tonight I had a Hobbit dinner, wish it was more complex.

by J.style December 10, 2009

Hobbits

Small race from LotR that are half of human size, and are adorable. They like drinking and smoking out of their pipes. They laugh adorably, and they love to party. They are a peaceful people. They have a tendancy to be fat.

Four Hobbits were heroes of Lord of the Rings

by LotRPhan March 8, 2015

Hobbiterific

Hobbit like.

Your boy Frodo from the Bag End neighborhood must be bout five nothing but he cool, he hobbiterific.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2018