used to call people who are short and fat. cross between human and choad. if you are OVER 4 feet wide and UNDER 5 feet tall you are a TOTAL Hoad
Guy: "Dude i saw a total hoad yesterday he was trying to do pushups at the gym!"
Other guy: OMG i wish i was there! I wuld llaughed my ass off!"
Other guy: OMG i wish i was there! I wuld llaughed my ass off!"
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verb, noun. to fall face first into stone or concrete flooring, especially in a drunken stupor, with no attempt to protect the facial region by extension of limbs.
verb, noun. to fall face first into stone or concrete flooring, especially in a drunken stupor, with no attempt to protect the facial region by extension of limbs.
v. "Thomas, did you hear about BJ, he hodavised last night. He had a huge gash in the face after falling face first into the sidewalk.
n. "Stop jumping around! Don't pull a hodavis."
n. "Stop jumping around! Don't pull a hodavis."
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