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Honeymoon Hiker

Big burley guy that hikes ahead of the group. It's common for other hikers to try to keep up with the Honeymoon Hiker as a goal pace, but are usually unsuccessful. Often sport a mountain beard, hiking poles, and large calf muscles.
Hey man, did you happen to see a honeymoon hiker go by here a little while ago?
Well, I saw one about 30 minutes ago.
Holy crap, how does he run up these mountains so fast?
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Lazy hitch hiker 

When a man is sitting on the coutch and a lady friend comes to sit by you and you stick your thumb out for her to sit on.
Come sit over here so i can give you a Lazy hitch hiker
I actually am a thief! I like to steal from my guildmates. Gogo BOMBCO power!
Hikek shows his innocent character by stealing even more.
hikek by Anonymous September 23, 2003

hiker jack 

Referring to someone who likes to hike, wears hiking boots, someone with a big,bulky school bag. People who pitch tents in penny pack park and think they're cool.
" Look at her hiker jack boots!!! "
"Dad, i'm not using that.. it's a hiker jack schoolbag!!!!"
hiker jack by sExXymAmA March 30, 2009

manyuu hikenchou 

manyuu hikenchou is cancer
manyuu hikenchou by co5oo April 19, 2019
getting mugged randomly in the street, getting jumped.
This word happened because I, stupidly, wanted to tell my friends that if we went through a certain road we would get jumped, but instead of saying jumped i said "hiked" which at the moment i thought meant jumped but..i was wrong. we use that word to reffer to jumped ever since
"I got hiked by the weird man who sits on the sidewalk every day.
hiked by lacayodelcarms1991 November 28, 2007

Gay Hitch Hiker 

Deputy Ryans partna Deputy Daly.
Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make dem bois suck on dis caulk!
Daly:OK Sir I'll git da camera!
Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey JerRed! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk!
Gay Hitch Hiker by spazz13 November 5, 2004