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heisenbergian

Ingenious invention that overcomes a problem. With planning, cunning and usually ruthless means.
he solves these problems with a burst of fiendish Heisenbergian invention, before succumbing to peace in the true mode of classical tragedy
by edthegreat September 30, 2013
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Hemisphere

The act of exposing the male genitalia after lifting the scrotum over the entire penis towards the stomach. This forms a half globe of hairy scrotum skin, affectionately known as The Hemisphere.
I discovered the Hemisphere the other day while washing my under-scrotum in the shower.

I heard my roommate about to come into the room, so I got a nice hemisphere ready for him. Turns out it was his girlfriend, instead. My bad.

The Hemisphere is a personal favorite. When no one's looking, prepare it quickly, and they'll have a pleasant surprise waiting for them when they notice.
by Jakenastics March 11, 2009
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crank that heisman

when you see a fine girl,
and you walk up to her throwin some game then you find out that she givin off an odor that makes you jus wanna bounce.
u put up your hand and lift your leg as if you were the heisman statue. and just leave.
Lyrics form Dem Heizman boys:
Ho you stank
so why you tryin?
if you don't step back
I'm gonna Crank that heisman.
you got no bank
nigga so why you lyin?
that ho don't want you
she 'bout to Crank that heisman.
by amanda_ohnine September 23, 2007
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Heish

Word that you use instead of saying something mean.
marco: i love you dude... no homo.

alex: heish you.
by marcomartinez April 16, 2009
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Heisenberg

When a member of the female sex shaves everything but her "lips". Much like Heisenberg from Breaking Bad. The perfect receptacle for a Jesse Pinkman.
Dude 1: So did you hook up last night?
Dude 2: Yeah but her growler had the worst Heisenberg I had ever seen!
Dude 1: Shit man! what did you do?!
Dude 2: Well I stole my sisters Jesse Pinkman and used that of course!
Dude 1: ....
by Walter J White April 28, 2014
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Heisenberg

v. To be one-upped in a normally confident situation so badly that the only possible course of action is to accept defeat and walk away.
1: "Man the music at this party sucks!"
2: "Yeah well it's my house, if you don't like it you can leave."
3: "Heisenberg that hoe!"

Ex: To Heisenberg your mother in law.
by BreakingBadIsHardToDo June 1, 2009
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Heisenberg

Man I would love to fück Heisenberg
by 1-800-simps-a lot June 20, 2021
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