Mates helping mates

Homosexual activity disguised as "male bonding".

"Did you hear that Chad and Nathan got drunk and beat each other off?"

"I didn't know they're gay!"

"They're not gay....Thats just mates helping mates, you know?"

by Toddoo May 26, 2007

help me im stuck in the basement

help pls

help me im stuck in the basement

by Johnny my boy 123 June 15, 2021

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

Only used when your coworker names a thing and you need to convince him to put that thing back where it came from or so help me

Once you name it , you start to become attached to it, now Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

by shibbity wop bop May 28, 2018

helluva

Short for hell of a. Actually found in "real" dictionaries.

This is a helluva good chip dip. There is actually a dip company named helluva good dip.

by Tom Alsop May 19, 2005

Helmut

Someone who gives without asking for anything in return. Never thinks that the little things he does for people are such a big thing to them. Outspoken and occasionally says things without thinking. Gentle and kind but dont piss him off. Payback is a bitch.

everybody should have a friend like Helmut

by ohbigonekenobie February 4, 2010

Help, I need help

You say this phrase when you are genually stressed and in danger because your shoe lace has become undone. It is best to scream it so people can be alarmed and tie it for you.

"Help, I need help"
"What is it?"
"My shoe lace has come undone"
The person then reties it for you

by WiseWordsFromCP December 21, 2017

HELP

THIS IS NOT A DEFINITION I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE GARAGE DOOR PLS CALL 911

HELP

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021