Heffler Swag

Means godly swag. Having a very confident demeanor in every pursuit in life yet being humble at the same time. Speaks eloquently and inspires everyone around him. This level of swag is almost unheard of and is so powerful that only the most beautiful of women would dare approach someone with Heffler Swag.

Me: Dude look at that guy, he's getting all of the girls!

Friend: Ya man, his Heffler Swag is on fire!

by SwaggaGuy October 13, 2011

heffer

1. A steer on Rocko's Modern Life
2. A very fat woman

"Hi! I'm Heffer!"
"Whoa! Look at the size of that heffer!"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 6, 2003

Heffer

1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.
2. A female cow
3. A pregnant female trying to hide it by saying she's fat.

"wow she is such a heffer! she never stops telling me what im doing wrong, that fat heffer!"
"farmer joe just bought a heffer for only $300!"
"her stomach is looking big lately..she says she is just gaining weight but i think she is really a heffer."

by onethereal March 13, 2010

Hugh Hefner

The inventor of Playboy magazine. Considered immoral, but he is still a genius, and above all, he knows how to throw parties.

"Hugh Hefner is a true American icon."
-me

by Dave May 20, 2004

heffer111

Homo from IGNboards....was permabanned

Man, those guys kissing are HEFFERS

by fty2 July 6, 2003

heffa moment

A female derivative of nigga moment. The moment where an otherwise rational female--regardless of race, nationallity, or sexual orientation--has a lapse of logic, self-control, and overall dignity. Anything could trigger this moment, but usually an undeserving lover is involved.

Did you see Flavor Of Love last night? Girl, that was just one long heffa moment.

by Nita W. September 17, 2008

John Heffron

A totally cute, funny, comedian, who won NBC's Last Comic Standing 2!

John Heffron is the cutest, funniest man in the world! "YEAH DUDE I ROCK!" "SKUNK"

by Lola August 24, 2004