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Hamden

Hamden is an interesting town. It consists of the crappy strip mall and the only place to hang out is the North Haven movie theater, the Plaza, or go bowling. The plaza is a boring place to walk around and full of drug deals. Bowling alley, if you go and your white, haha good luck. Hamden is full of the typical crowded elementary schools and the dumpy middle school which is probably in the worst possible location of the whole town. And yes, it is built on a toxic waste dumb. The new one being built should be a lot better but has already caused problems with the old hags complaining about some memorial there. The middle school is where the kids are first being introduced to smoking and drugs. Many parents also do their best to try and have their kids avoid this school by either sending them to the catholic or private schools.
Then there is the high school where there is everything imaginable. Ya got the preps, gangsters, wiggers (white people wanting to be black), goths, emo kids wanting to kill themselves, the pot heads, special ed kids, jocks, hispanics, cheerleaders that everyone pretty much hates, the amazing dance team, the hockey players, and yeah.. we have transvestites. If you are white, and not popular you will find it very scary walking down the hallways and do NOT look at the black girls wrong, just watch for that. Smoking goes on in the bathroom and all the people smell like smoke in the classrooms but the teachers seems oblivious to everything. The only sport that really exists is the hockey team and maybe the football team, even though they kind of suck and there are the occasional gun shots at the games.
Sports are not one of Hamden's finest or you can cinsider not a lot of the kids athletic. You usually only get onto a team if your mom or dad is the coach. Hamden preppy kids wear Hollister like it is their life because it is the cheap form of Abercrombie & Fitch which maybe only 20% of the people in the town can afford. The side of town near New Haven, just stay away at night, you may get shot.
We have two main catholic schools, St. Rita's (Retards) and St. Stephen's (Stupids). The St Rita kids all come out of that school messed up and become future man whores or sluts. St stephen kids come out having no friends or life. The kids coming out of this school either go to HHS or if they can afford it.. Notre Dame of West Haven or Sacred Heart Academy. SHA is what most people call it and you can consider those girls the "hoe's on the hill." No one likes them and the only people that like the school are the ones that go there. They think they are the shit.
Quinnipiac is also part of hamden and you will find about 4 accidents a week in the paper with those kids drunk driving or having too loud of parties and they are pretty much taking over Hamden.
A lot of people comsider this H-Town because they want to sound ghetto.
Hamden has everything.
by hamden_entry July 30, 2008
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Hampden-Sydney

A place for men who like to have a good time while still concentrating on their studies. All "Hamsters" (a deurogatory term used by those who are jealous of our upstanding status as men and not boys) indulge on the weekends, and work hard during the week. If students don't do this, they are unable to stay in; and to be honest, Hampden-sydney men don't want them there.For those people who ostrasize H-SC for being rich, for the most part, it's true. But why be critical of being born into something. Ignorance is something that H-SC strives to cure. If people are offended by our staus and our confederate flags, it probably means that they are just to ignorant to get it in their heads that stereotyping people is just one more sign of the plague of ignorance that H-SC tries to cure. So if you dont like to have fun, hate getting ahead in life, strive to eliminate relationships based on pure assumptions, or feel the need to compensate for one's own shortcomings by degrading and being condescending to others, HS-C is not for you.
Hater 1:Hey those HS-C guys are lame, Let's go snort lysol and pass out. Hater 2:That sounds like fun.Hater 1: It can't be nearly as much fun as drinking beer and hanging out with our girlfriends, which is surely what those Hampden-Sydney guys are doing right now.
by go drink your haterrade October 9, 2006
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She’s a clown but she’s always there for you when you need a good laugh! She’s so funny and gorgeous and incredibly down to earth. She deserves the world and more.
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a term to describe one who is extremely intoxicated after drinking large amounts of alcohol.
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