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Hat Stand

1)
- Used to describe ones state of mind.
- Can be said both in a positive or negative manner.
- One who is off-balance; so to speak.

2)
- Used to describe someone or something that is useless or purposeless.

3)
- In some cases it can be used to describe a person who is useless and at the sametime; mad.

**Originated in the Fylde area of Lancashire, England. Some believe Mr. M. Walolski first used it after leaving a nightclub in Blackpool.
1)
- After a large consumption of alcohol and narcotics; one could describe themselves as being "Hat Stand" or "A Hat Stand".
- Legend has it that Mr. M. Walolski, whilst falling out of a nightclub door said, " For fucks sake, I'm a fucking Hat Stand!" Interesting as he had no hat and couldn't stand.
- "Watch out for him; he's a fucking Hat Stand! He'll kick-off if you just look at his beer"

2)
An Ant Farm is as useless as "A Hat Stand".

3)
George W. Bush
by Ali. P October 4, 2006
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Hat rack

An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.
The hat rack drank a fifth of gin then tried to take the car trailridding.
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hat up

An older expression (circa 1950's) used to describe the action of leaving one's present location (see outie)
"Gotta work in the morning, so I'm gonna hat up."
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Hat Slut

A wasted girl who will take any guys hat and wear it. {usually a fitted hat, any other kind of hat the slut must be desperate}
"Holy crappp I totally loove your hat Johnny.. "*takes it off Johnny's head and puts it on her own slutty head*


Beware of the hat slut.
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