Gunchester

Manchester. The highest gun crime in the UK. Period.
The founder and original organiser of organised crime. Period.
Roughest streets, meanest people, d-lo hustlas, false claimers of dangerous groups, wanabe new yorkers.
Bummest pussy, illest weed, bitches giving it up, bitches going down. Period.

Gunchester Boy: Wer u from kid?
Outsider: Nah um im not from round ere blad..
Gunchester Boy: Wat u want?
Outsider: Well um i was lookin on some weed..
Gunchester Boy: ... BLAT BLAT BLAT
Outsider: DEAD
Period.

by Shotgun, Revolver, SMG September 16, 2008

Grunthor

Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the male gender. The female being called Goffe Often found slashing his wrists or playing the wrist violin as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical Grunthor. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more Grunthors and Goffes sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.

Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.

Failed at something miserably? your mood is now exactly that of a typical grunthor.

by Aussie_D January 16, 2009

Gunchucks

Nunchucks with guns built into them. One of the deadliest weapons known to man.

Invented by Braden Sitter in 2008.

Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face! With gunchucks!

by The Real Slim Brady October 22, 2009

graunch

to damage something by using excessive force, often with the use of an incongruos implement

"i can't seem to close this lid, it looks like someone's tried to graunch the fucker open"

by leon aeon cnut cobalt-blue December 17, 2003

Glunch

A Glunch is a person on who talks about, thinks about, and does perverted things at all times of the day just because that's who they are. It may be caused by loneliness or desire to have intercourse but cannot satisfy their urges.

Alan: Look! There's my boner of the week! Dat ass...

Max: You're such a Glunch...

by Reesedabeast33 May 20, 2014

Two Inch Grinch

A penis that is so small, it struggles to be over two inches when erect.

Boomer: I just got Sexified! (leaves the room)
Girl: Wow. I just had the worst experience with a two inch grinch. I don't even know if it went in. Maybe an asian would be better?

by morgalope December 3, 2005

The Grinch

You and your girlfriend/boyfriend break into someone's house on Christmas Eve, have sex under the tree, then steal all their presents.

"What'd you guys do for Christmas?"

"Well we were horny AND poor so we decided to give the rich people up the street The Grinch.

by Johnny Ishkabibble March 23, 2009