grumpy saddle

Uniquely perverse act, known only to readers of The Hater, that is always performed with a British accent.

After getting bored with the Donkey Punch, it was time for all of Amelie's friends to give the Grumpy Saddle a go.

by Still Not Quite Right August 5, 2008

grumpy bear

Waking up in a bad mood. Those particularly afflicted are from the southern hemisphere

Who's a grumpy bear this morning?

by mh8748 October 20, 2010

grumpy cat

the subject of many, many memes.

Grumpy cat's takeover of the internet is still going - it's memewashing people!

by bobthechez January 13, 2019

Grumpy

Lack of sleep, annoyance, sleep deprivation,irritablility, hot flashes,etc is often caused by someone you live with such a partner or parent.

Travadon is being so grumpy that i cannot sleep. He's irritable from other people from during the day that I hear it all at night and am also now grumpy from lack of sleep.

by CrookedAndYoung March 16, 2019

squating a grumpy

when one defecates. i.e. taking a crap.

Yo, i'm squating a grumpy.

by mattyohomygunit October 3, 2006

grumpy poo poo pants

To be in an extremely foul mood, akin to having your pants full of shit similar to an infant with a shit laden diaper.

Jeremy: STFU, I'm sick of listening to your crap.

Mike: You're grumpy poo poo pants because your mom didn't blow you last night!

by CyberWank September 2, 2010

Grumpy Yeti

A tall, slender, athletic, very attractive, Caucasian man with long hair (usually dread locked), a long burly beard, a curmudgeony and sour yet, charming and funny disposition, refined taste, and an above average iq. They are usually loyal, slightly elitist and fussy (especially when bothered).They complain constantly and like to be left alone. They are as aware of their own short comings as they are of every one else's and tend to use alcohol, marijuana and other recreational pharmaceuticals to cope with their loathing for most of humanity. They are usually found living in the Rocky Mountain regions of the United States but migratory patterns show that they occasionally wander into in the Mid-West and Pacific Northwest regions of the United States.

I know he has his faults, but I really love the Grumpy Yeti.

Yes, I will pick up the Grumpy Yeti before I head to the show.

by Deadhead Mountain Girl July 9, 2010