Groo

1. A suspicious person(s) who lacks awareness that they are the epitome of contradiction.

2. A walking contradiction who lacks self cognitive skills.

You're a total groo dude.

by bilboteabaggins January 16, 2021

Groof

A mixture between woof and grr

Old man- hey what’s up sexc
Person- GROOF GROOF GROOF

by Macleedb March 19, 2021

ghoson

Ghoson is a butthole, simple as that!

Ghoson is a butthole

by Danathebanana101 July 17, 2021

Grooby

that dog from from the animated series Mokey's Show by Sr. Pelo who has the catchphrase: A-HYUG

Grooby: A-HYUG

by I AM KRIMAH September 10, 2021

Groodalicious

Groodalicious is a feeling after getting extremely fucking stoned to the point where you think your traveling to a different planet or plain of existence

Stoner: Damn man I felt so "Groodalicious" yesterday.

Friend: The fuck is Groodalicious?

Stoner: getting extremely fucking stoned to feel like you are in a different plain of existence.

Friend: Fuck man

by GROOODALICIOUS January 26, 2022

Groobiulous

A positive adjective meaning somewhat "Great"

That shit was fucking Groobiulous my brother

by Tank DEMPSEY August 25, 2022

Groom of the Stool

The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.

H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.

That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.

by Ardias November 16, 2022