Grootastic Hoomans

These people are not afraid to have a laugh, they are the funniest and best hoomans to exist! If you have a Grootastic Hooman in your life you are completely lucky.

Person 1: Look at them they are the best of friends!
Person 2: Well DUH they are the Grootastic Hoomans

by Shady Van December 26, 2020

Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

by Ghutz September 17, 2006

GOOTESQUE

A grotesque 'GOOT'(vagina) that turns your stomach.

Jaysis tonight that is GOOTESQUE!

by foggyyeah March 5, 2009

gooterman file

The file to end all files.

"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."

by HAGN December 14, 2009

Gootality

This is the ending result of going "Mortal Kombat" on your penis while masturbating. When you are near complete..in a rapid stroke...you yell "FINISH HIM!" Afterwords, you blow you load and that is "GOOTALITY!"

My office space is a total mess after my stroke fest ending in GOOTALITY!

by UKScotty June 14, 2013

groobular

Used to describe something cool or awesome

"That party last night was pretty groobular."

by Billy Warg October 4, 2016

Groo

A contraction of "gruesome", a particularly unpleasant state of affairs, or a particularly nasty job, such as cleaning a sump or a blocked toilet.

David: "I cleaned the grit sump yesterday, David. Your turn today, mate."
David: "Awww... man... That's totally groo...."

by SKinMechanix August 8, 2019