Rusty Groomer

A dog blasts its fart box out of fear, when being groomed. Sometimes results in a chocolate-covered clippers delight.

Wicket and Scamp always come correct with a Rusty Groomer whenever they hear the buzz of clippers.

by pink_hag_n_fly16 August 7, 2014

groover

a short little complaining gnome

Man i hate those groovers

by mdf,m.fdffdsfads March 14, 2007

gooper

A Mystical Being, not unlike a ma but it uses it's force for good, rather than evil. it is the human race's only weapon against the ma culture.
No much is known about this mystical being, other than it's 'R' shaped body and it tentative knack for being both mystical, and resembling some sort of being.

Quick - release the Goopers

We'll get you Ma's, us, and our Goopers!

by Dr. Tubb April 11, 2004

Groomer

Zoe Laverne aka Zoe lagoomer ❤️

Me: Omg did you hear Zoe groomed Conner?
Friend: so Zoe is a groomer?! Lmfaooooo Zoe lagoomer!!

by Lmaoo_alr05 December 6, 2020

Groomer

Someone who mods HOI4 or actively participates on the HOI4 Modding Community

"Yikes, theres some drama on the HOI4 Community again"
"Groomers?"
"Yep"

by DumbAl September 26, 2020

groomer's law

the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!

looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)

jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law

he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!

only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law

she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law

by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

bobbing for grouper

oral sex, cunnilingus

He is all over her, he is even bobbing for grouper

by rebelyid October 25, 2005